Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.
Thank you patient bird.
For real though.
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self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru
No
slurp
oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T
samuelcwboslyn
I WILL ASSIST?
you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???
Hermit crab??
THAT’S THE BITCH
Im gonna start saying thats the bitch whenever i remember something
just my onion but the darkest hour winning best makeup should automatically invalidate gary oldman’s nomination bc that’s literally just admitting his prosthetics did all the work….
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Super blue blood moon rises behind Parthenon, in Athens January 2018
how the fuck did the ancients react to this without thinking the gods were pissed